I drive my bus....

.... All the way from Lowestoft to Peterborough and all I see is this pay booth!!!

Water goes into....

.... This tunnel, but doesn't come out the other end!! Where does that water go???

Pulling mussels from a shell....

.... So say the Squeeze lyrics. I got em from Lidl for 99p ! They tasted lovely.

The Bank of England is....

.... Giving UK banks £75 billion to aid recovery. That'll just about pay the fatcats bonuses!!!