Was gifted a case of these....

.... From a very grateful friend.

They won't do....

.... Any worse than past generations.

This has appeared in the street....

.... Is it the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey?

In the bleak midwinter....

.... It's dark and dismal at 15.20 in the afternoon.

I've often looked....

.... At this old photo in Morrisons foyer.

My manager has....

.... Been busy with his felt tips.

My work space....

.... For this morning.

Stella in the Holly....

.... Not the best of Christmas decorations.

Haven't been in this pub...

.... For over a year. Carling at £1.50 a pint, and free wifi. Fantastic.

So much foreign currency....

.... Is legal tender in England.

I've got a big un today....

.... And it's rigid.

Mens loo....

.... At The National Gallery, London. Very posh.

This'll stop people....

.... Sitting at my table.

In recognition of....

.... No accidents, incidents or complaints while at the 2012 Olympics.

Not from savings....

.... 0.5% interest rates!! It'll be sub zero interest rates next. We'll pay the banks to save.

Good view from....

.... These seats. Les Mis, Queens Theatre, London.

First mince pie of this festive season....

.... This'll bring on the wind.

A trip to Vue....

.... Skyfall, the latest Bond movie.

Without their sacrifices....

.... All of our lives would be so different.

View from the....

.... Travelodge Stratford.

It's nearly time for Tommy....

.... To flash his famous gnashers.

A Dickens...

.... Of a mural.

A large lump....

.... Of roast beef, all mine !!

I always take a few....

.... Extras away from the buffet breakfast.

A spare Android phone....

.... Makes a great music player & ebook reader.

My whole life....

.... Is controlled by my bedside clock.

It's time to....

.... Give the family silver a clean.

Winter in the reading room....

.... Get taken to a different world in a story.