Contact me for....

.... Your free first lesson. I can only manage one lesson a day!

My Fathers Day presents....

.... A plain brown envelope containing a bottle of beer and a tin of prunes!!!!

Afternoon tea....

.... Cheese roll, salad, cold new potatoes & crisps.... Classic.

Queenie & I would like to thank....

.... All of the participants in The Thames Jubilee Pageant. We enjoyed ourselves immensely.
Especially The London Philharmonic Orchestra.

That's me....














.... I am the Pay Machine! I pay for everything in my household.