My Wind Up Radio....

.... Saving the planet? NO !!! Someone else will only waste what I've saved!!

The wise old owl, who lived in an oak....

.... The more he heard, the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he heard. Wasn't he a wise old bird.

Plenty of free newspapers....

.... Delivered to my workplace. These are left after the early shift have taken their copies.

What a Boat Race....

.... Swimmer in the water, restart, lost blade, unconscious Oxford crew, Cambridge win!!