Blow out the candles....

.... Make a wish. (Do you think Kylie will really turn up in skimpy lingerie???)

It's that....

.... Time of the year again! No fuss is just how I like my birthday.

NO CAR PARK ON OUR PROMENADE....

.... 500 people turn out to protest at plans to extend the car park along Gorleston Promenade.

A few beers and....

.... Mrs Des insists on reading me the spoilers for Spooks, Merlin & Downtown Abey!!!! No more beers for Mrs Des (",)

Buy one get one free....

.... Naughty Sainsbury! 4 fresh cream cakes for £1.39. Best you go and BOGOF

I drive my bus....

.... All the way from Lowestoft to Peterborough and all I see is this pay booth!!!

Water goes into....

.... This tunnel, but doesn't come out the other end!! Where does that water go???

Pulling mussels from a shell....

.... So say the Squeeze lyrics. I got em from Lidl for 99p ! They tasted lovely.

The Bank of England is....

.... Giving UK banks £75 billion to aid recovery. That'll just about pay the fatcats bonuses!!!