On the eve of Christmas Eve....

.... Santa, you'd better have a good sleep 2nite. You'll be up all night 2mora night.

A thousand books on my ereader?....

.... I only need two books! The one I'm reading and the one I'm going to read.

Strike!!!....

.... Public Sector workers on strike to protect pensions?
A small % of pay contribution does not pay for a gilt edged pension and large cash lump sum.