First strawberries of 2014....

.... English ones from West Sussex, lovely!

Steak for tea....

.... Thank you Mr Farmer.

Now, what's the first thing that comes into your mind?....

.... No, I don't want to know, thank you!

Lunch in Brighton....

.... Red India Ale in The Bright Helm.

Eating my sandwiches....

....In the centre of the maze at Somerleyton Hall.

Titanic on the side of....

.... Of an articulated trailer.

Greenroad score....

.... A healthy -20.

Local Norfolk potatoes....

.... Just 49p a kilo from Aldi.

If they were this price today....

.... Everybody would smoke Park Drive!!

Well done that guard....

.... Protect my monarch and my British rights.  Thank you.

The 160th Boat Race....

.... A resounding win for Oxford.

A British Institution....

.... The 4.15 at Aintree - The Grand National - Long, cruel but exciting!!!