The lengths that I'll go too....

..... To stop the unwanted knocking on my door!!!

I love it when....

.... The local cinema does a Kids Club 99p promotion.

My Wind Up Radio....

.... Saving the planet? NO !!! Someone else will only waste what I've saved!!

What the Devil's...

.... He got to smile about???

This is the best....

.... Type of babysitting, asleep!!!

40 years on and....

.... We're all the Wombles of Wimbledon.

It was St. Georges Day yesterday....

.... Did we celebrate in the UK?

Three deadly S's....

.... What chemicals are in Sweetex?

Mad March fares....

.... In April???

This combination of items....

.... Will result in a few aching muscles.

The wise old owl, who lived in an oak....

.... The more he heard, the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he heard. Wasn't he a wise old bird.

Meet my friend Lizzie....

.... I found her lost on the streets of Kendal.

You've seen gold teeth....

.... I often see this gold belly button.

London Overground....

.... Stratford to Richmond just £1.40 on an Oyster Card!!!

Why do frozen meals....

.... Never look like the picture on the packet?

The White Star Line....

.... Has a lot to answer for !!!!

A Grand Day Out....

..... The weather was perfect.

Plenty of free newspapers....

.... Delivered to my workplace. These are left after the early shift have taken their copies.

Road Closed....

.... Chaos reigns!!!

A special birthday wish....

.... From a special person.

Some train seats have pink ears....

.... These seats have 'ducks heads' on them

Just the 1 chocolate Easter Egg....

.... I've got to preserve my figure!!!

My breakfast....

.... Easter Egg.

What a Boat Race....

.... Swimmer in the water, restart, lost blade, unconscious Oxford crew, Cambridge win!!

I'll take a gross of them....

.... That should do me over Easter!!!

She's certainly....

.... No dog???

A must read....

.... On any train journey.

Free upgrade to 1st Class...

.... I was the only one in there!!!

A Travelodge breakfast....

.... Cereal with a banana, tea & biscuits.

The Open Boat....

.... Cardiff Bay. Best £3 you could ever spend!!!

The Open Boat