Can't stay awake....

.... So, it's off to bed. See you next year.

Tesco extra....

.... Decorated for Christmas.

Is yours on the left or right?....

.... Mines on the left.

Hello, I'm Elwood....

.... A Steiff Bear.

Best meal of Christmas....

.... Bubble and squeak.

That's my Christmas nearly over....

.... Gotta get up for work in 12 hours time.

I never feel like....

.... Much tea on Christmas day.

Santa arranged a pre delivery....

.... Of my Christmas presents.

Special decorations on the tree....

.... Hand made by the wife.

Mrs Claus to Santa....

.... What's the weather like outside? Rein~deer!

The Mayan Calendar predicted....

.... Today would be the end of the world. My Custard Cream Calendar says otherwise!

The longest night of the winter....

.... Sunset 15.42, sunrise 08.04 ~ 16 hours 22 minutes!

Tiny slippers....

.... For tiny feet.

Our Paddington thinks....

.... He's Harry Potter.

It's late, I'm tired....

.... But I still have to drive the bus a few miles more.

Light the touchpaper....

.... And I go off.

City Hall Norwich....

.... Looking good for Christmas.

Tour de France to start in UK in 2014....

.... This was picked up at the 2007 UK start in London.

Whenever I walk past....

.... Should I give a cheeky squeeze?

Missed it by 1 second....

.... Now I've got to wait a little under 100 years to get the picture right.

The quickest way out....

.... Do you look at the escape route when you stay in a hotel?

A great Christmas read....

.... Underneath the Christmas tree.

A Christmas Toblerone....

.... Just look at poor old Santa. Should I have bought 2 for £8 ?

Not the cleanest....

.... Or tidiest of places to work.

A long day at work, 07.45 till 21.05....

.... Can't face a proper meal, so a breakfast supper fits the bill.

This years local pantomime....

.... Mother Goose. First performed at the Drury Lane Theatre London in 1902.

That's the Christmas cards bought....

.... I've just got to write them out now.

A nice pint of Carling....

.... Just £1.50 a pint! And it's British.

View from my 1st class seat....

.... Don't very often see the drivers cab.

A great experience....

.... An audio visual tour of The Portrait Gallery, London.

What a sight....

.... London by night.

Was gifted a case of these....

.... From a very grateful friend.

They won't do....

.... Any worse than past generations.

This has appeared in the street....

.... Is it the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey?

In the bleak midwinter....

.... It's dark and dismal at 15.20 in the afternoon.

I've often looked....

.... At this old photo in Morrisons foyer.

My manager has....

.... Been busy with his felt tips.

My work space....

.... For this morning.

Stella in the Holly....

.... Not the best of Christmas decorations.

Haven't been in this pub...

.... For over a year. Carling at £1.50 a pint, and free wifi. Fantastic.

So much foreign currency....

.... Is legal tender in England.

I've got a big un today....

.... And it's rigid.

Mens loo....

.... At The National Gallery, London. Very posh.

This'll stop people....

.... Sitting at my table.

In recognition of....

.... No accidents, incidents or complaints while at the 2012 Olympics.

Not from savings....

.... 0.5% interest rates!! It'll be sub zero interest rates next. We'll pay the banks to save.

Good view from....

.... These seats. Les Mis, Queens Theatre, London.